The Mean Lady

Trotting around in the jumbo supermarket , I see my Thoughtful mum. Well I thought so. But it was just a grumpy old lady. So she had a bald head , white eyebrows  AND she had sooooooo much makeup on, she had blood red lipstick on. Bright pink (it made my eyes bleed). She was wearing an amazingly ugly dress on, ohhhh and did I mention that she was plump. I mean like no one I had ever seen was that fat, I think that the size would be about XXXL (well at least that's what i think) oh and the dress was soooo hippy. I almost screamed. I sprinted to my mum. I hoped that it was a bad dream, but… no, I wish I could unsee what I have seen.